Kriegor, the Exterminator

"I kill vermin for a job."

"Eh'em, that is... ah.... all vermin except for my little Skritt buddy here! Isn't that right little buddy!" (sometimes I wish I didn't take pitty on him, but he was so cute as a pup crawling around after I exterminated his family, and I was out of poison). He carries my whiskey though, which I s'pose is useful. Heh... and you should see it when the little guy gets his teeth into a glowgrub! So much ooze..."

"Don't even get me started on all my extermination tools. Everything from Bomb Kits to Toxic Sprays, but without a doubt my favourite is my Sonic Tunneling Tool. You can really grind some pests up with that!"

"Anyway, being an exterminator is a great privilege. Our contracts take us to some pretty interesting places, although they're normally grimy as hell, not that we'd want it any other way!"